This is the Five Arrows Hotel in Buckinghamshire. While staying here for a family wedding when I was very small - probably about three - I came down with a fever and became delirious. At one point that long night...I was convinced that monkeys were coming out of the wallpaper in the bedroom to attack/bite me or whatever.
I'm sure that the hotel has got rid of the monkeys by now - it's probably perfectly safe to stay there. Probably.
